Floral Estrangements

{"id":10151669596452,"title":"Floral Estrangements","handle":"book-fresh-water-for-flowers-copy","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"ProductDescription_text-wrapper__fL1Qg\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDescription\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFlowers for when you love them . . . not.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe ultimate guide to finding new and fragrant ways to channel your frustrations and fuel your revenge fantasies with some common (and not-so-common) vengeful plants, as well as suggested bouquets to blight your nemeses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs there anything more savage than an archly composed bouquet? The Victorians didn't think so, which is why their flower symbols weren't just endearing-they were also cheeky, rude, and downright hostile. This illustrated floriography will help you choose the perfect Floral Estrangement for your situation, such as:- The \"Maybe You Shouldn't Have Given Me Your Phone Password\" (Yellow Chrysanthemum, Birdsfoot Trefoil, Basil, Yellow Rose, Tansy) - The \"Still Thinking about the $1K I Spent to Be a Bridesmaid at Your Destination Wedding\" (Black-Eyed Susan, Birdsfoot Trefoil, Delphinium, Orange Lily) - The \"His Mommy Issues Are Now Your Problem\" (Withered White Rose, Pine, Delphinium)\u003cbr\u003eWith incredible, subtly hostile illustrations of flowers throughout, this is a sumptuous, decadent, guilty pleasure of a gift or self-purchase. As a modern bard says, \"Don't get sad, get even.\"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eAbout the Author\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRebecca Fishbein is a freelance writer and the author of Good Things Happen to People You Hate. You can find her writing in the New York Times , the Washington Post , Vulture , Jezebel , and The Cut, among others. 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The Victorians didn't think so, which is why their flower symbols weren't just endearing-they were also cheeky, rude, and downright hostile. This illustrated floriography will help you choose the perfect Floral Estrangement for your situation, such as:- The \"Maybe You Shouldn't Have Given Me Your Phone Password\" (Yellow Chrysanthemum, Birdsfoot Trefoil, Basil, Yellow Rose, Tansy) - The \"Still Thinking about the $1K I Spent to Be a Bridesmaid at Your Destination Wedding\" (Black-Eyed Susan, Birdsfoot Trefoil, Delphinium, Orange Lily) - The \"His Mommy Issues Are Now Your Problem\" (Withered White Rose, Pine, Delphinium)\u003cbr\u003eWith incredible, subtly hostile illustrations of flowers throughout, this is a sumptuous, decadent, guilty pleasure of a gift or self-purchase. 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